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  2. cognitivedissonance:

    natalie-ann:

    asmilinggoddess:

    thefuuuucomics:

    cognitivedissonance:

    darthmobius:

    cognitivedissonance:

    I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

    LIES.

    that came from taxes I paid.

    Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

    I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

    Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

    what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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  4. "Firstly she’s going to find out that you’re moody, you’re moody as fuck. she’s going to find out that you have a line of freckles coming from your left shoulder going diagonally down to your chest. she’s going to find out that you have the darkest shade of brown eyes in the world, maybe a bit exaggerate but they’re literally nearly black, she’ll learn that. she’ll learn that when you put your head on her chest and close your eyes you’re just “saving the moment”. she’s gonna find out about how much you love the beach and that your favourite colour is any colour that had to do with the beach, she’ll learn that the beach, in the surf to you is like home. she’s going to learn that the beach is like your safe place, you go there to think and when you’re there you think about a lot, some weird stuff too. she’ll learn all that along the way. she’ll learn that you love salt and vinegar chips and she’ll learn to get into the routine of getting you the red cordial out of the fridge and bringing it to you in a glass on the lounge or making you milo cereal in the morning, she’ll get along with your mum & your sister and your dad is going to like her. she’ll meet your neighbours and somehow end up with DVDs of there’s that still need to be given back, she’ll end up with your clothes in her closet & you’ll have a side in her bed, and it will be your side. and eventually, my pillow will be her pillow. you’ll end up having her socks and undies laying around your room. she’s gonna learn the smell of your breath in the mornings which isn’t a bad smell, I smell it quite a lot now at random times & she will too. she’s gonna learn about how protective you are of your jackets especially the grey one because it’s your favourite, she’ll learn that you’re a perfectionist. she’ll learn that you hate yourself at times and you’ll take everything out on her and yourself, but she’s gonna be there to pick you up when you’re down. she’s gonna learn about how your front door doesn’t close properly and it has to be forced shut, she’ll learn how your cuddles feel in the morning and that you like to just cuddle and she’ll feel you kissing her forhead because that’s what you do. she’ll learn how sometimes you just stare and not even I know why. but maybe she will learn that too. she’s going to find out how hyper active you are, one minute you can go from jumping from corner to corner not being able to control yourself to just laying in bed. she’s gonna find out about the way you have with words, she’ll fall for them the way I did. you’re going to adore her. her problems will be your problems, and mine won’t matter anymore. she’s gonna learn about how you don’t like sleeping with clothes on even when it’s cold. she’ll find out that your middle name is jake and then you’ll be her tyler jake, not mine. she’s going to find out about how much you actually love gossip girl and how relative it once was to you and your past relationship. she’ll find out that you’re a dick sometimes but fuck I hope she puts up with you the way I did. she’s gonna learn that you need your space, and she’ll learn the hard way like I did, ignorance. she’ll learn how fucking good you are at ignoring & she’ll learn how much of a smartass you can be. she’ll find out about the creases you get on your face when you smile and when you laugh your nose crinkles up. she’ll learn about how your mates come first even before she does because at the end of the day they’re gonna be there till the end right? she’ll experience the family outings, and that she’ll be spending it mostly with your family and not you. she’ll learn about your posters and photos on your wall and that if they fall down she’s going to have to fix them up because you won’t do it. she’ll find out about how many times you’ll flash your ass to her as you’re walking out of the room and she’s going to learn that if she falls asleep with you in your bed when she wakes up you won’t be there but a glass of water and aspirin will be. she’ll learn how pushy you are. she’ll learn that you always get what you want. she’ll learn that the scar on your finger is from when you tried jumping over a fence and it didn’t go too well. she’ll learn that you have a lucky ring that has to be worn a certain way otherwise it’s all wrong. she will find out about your collar bones and how beautiful they are. and your skin, she’ll learn that it’s so clear and soft. and she’ll learn how it smells, not of deodorant but just of pure being. she’ll learn that you hardly ever wash your hair because you think the ocean is enough. you love screamo and you listen to it when you’re angry. she’ll learn about how your neighbour is a dick and you like to piss him off by putting your music on full blast while no ones home. she’ll learn that you suck at replying to shit sometimes and that you’re not very good with affection when it’s needed most. she’s going to fall in love with you. and I hope she looks at you the way I do."
    — My bestfriend to her first love (via tay—-la)

    awww I wrote this

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  6. d-eclan:

    I mean eating you out as a friend would totally be okay

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  7. disowns:

    when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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  10. bless all of these girls who take booty pics